4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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