Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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