Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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