Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
