It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
