can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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