I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't deserve a penis
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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