New invention idea: vibrating tampons
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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