You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We have so much sex to catch up on
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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