Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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