Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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