So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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