Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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