shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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