it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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