Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Two words: blizzard sex
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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