Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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