That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nutella sex= disaster
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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