it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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