Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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