big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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