he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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