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say what?
wanna hang out?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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