So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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