in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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