Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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