Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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