yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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