What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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