So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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