Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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