Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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