Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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