So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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