Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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