Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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