They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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