They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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