i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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