with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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