Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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