You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize
