so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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