ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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