normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think your dad took our porno
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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