Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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