They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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