Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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