I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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