one might say we're banned from that church
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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