I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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