it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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