Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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