Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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