I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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