call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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